I always thought "The Gift of the Magi" (though touching and sentimental) to be a really stupid story. The man loses his prized pocket watch (which he can't get back) to buy expensive combs for his wife (why?). The woman on the other hand, only loses her hair (which will grow back free of charge). She doesn't lose as much as the man does. He's lost a family heirloom; she's only lost excess keritan strands on her head which she will naturally re-grow.
Anyways... my parody of it with Liasonya and Robert. By the way, this would turn out to be their last regular appearance in the comic before they completely disappeared in #142.